Wednesday, April 29, 2015

The Sumo Orange Conspiracy

The SOC

The Sumo Orange Conspiracy, otherwise known as the SOC, came in to being in the 1970's in Japan. A
citrus grower (a man now mostly forgotten but rumored to be imprisoned deep in the forest of Aokigahara) summoned up demons to help him create an unholy union of a tangerine and an orange. Thirty years later, this spawn of unnatural acts straight out of the depths of hell became popular in Asia. More recently, the creature has been unleashed upon the United States. The Sumo Citrus company is the only entity standing between the world and total destruction brought forth by the sweet, juicy, and easy to peel beast that has come to be known as the Sumo Orange.