Tell Me About The Rabbits, George

Your belief that I'm a rabbit doesn't concern me

If one day I were to go see a Hypnotist put on a show and I became part of the performance. 

And if the Hypnotist were to convince me to declare myself A Rabbit in front of all of the people, how would that be?

And if later than night I were to reflect with a friend on the absurdity of thinking myself a rabbit...

Would the thought of composing a letter to the hypnotist to declare my removal from the book of rabbits ever enter the conversation, or would we react like rational human beings and laugh at the joke?